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Riding a Dead Horse?
Dakota Indian tribal wisdom passed on from one generation to the next says that when you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.
Dakota Indian tribal wisdom passed on from one generation to the next says that when you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.
In modern education, advice and guidance settings, a number of other dead horse strategies have been used, including:
- Deny the horse is dead.
- Buy a stronger whip and beat the dead horse.
- Change riders.
- Appoint a committee to study the dead horse.
- Visit competitors to see how they ride dead horses.
- Upgrade dead horse working conditions.
- Attend a Dead Horse Motivational Seminar.
- Discard the saddle; ride the dead horse bareback.
- Point the dead horse in the opposite direction and note how well he maintains his position.
- Reclassify the dead horse as living-impaired.
- Compare current riding to riding before horse acquisition.
- Factor in dead horse savings re food, water, and maintenance.
- Harness several dead horses together for increased speed.
- Send the dead horse to a continuing development course.
- Compare your dead horse's performance to other companies' dead horses.
- Do a time management study to see if lighter riders would improve productivity.
- Purchase an after-market product to make dead horses run faster.
- Declare that a dead horse has lower overheads and therefore runs faster.
- Issue a corporate mission statement to develop more "passion" for the art of horse riding.
- Form a quality focus group to find profitable uses for dead horses.
- Gather other dead animals and announce a diversity program.
- Promote the dead horse to a supervisory position.
My question to you today - "is it time for you to do something different?" Are you riding a dead horse, but have not yet realised it?
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